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When driving by a house with a green porch light on, Make sure to honk your horn in support of Marijuana use. Or knock on the door for a trick or treat.
Hey, look at that house with a green porch light, lets honk to support pot heads everywhere. If you knock you might get lucky, as someone could be waiting with a sack or a joint to share with you.
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When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
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This occurs when you are driving on the street and your mind looks past the first traffic light to the second one, thus resulting you driving through a red light because you see the green one ahead. The brain's subconscious is focused on the second green light ahead as opposed to the red light you are about to pass through. It happens more frequently when the lights are close together.
TOM: Yo man, slow down you are about to blow through that light.
CARL: Sorry man, thanks for telling me, I didn't even see it. I was suffering from second-light syndrome.
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"If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.
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A run-down part of a town or city that is frequented by thugs and hoodlums. Best known for being the centre of the prostitution industry.
I saw yo mama in the red light district.
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1. A phrase coined by an art student, and later made popular around 2001.
2. A group of gangsters, or original gangster alike, who enjoy playing the game of basketball below street lights.
A basketball bouces into traffic
C-Dawg (To C-Dope): Awww-sheeet, let it go, let it go, the homies in the street light will get it.
C-Dope: 'Ight, 'ight...
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You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."
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