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A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
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a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.
Usually found on Jewish males.
Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!
You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.
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A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.
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A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!
Also just a fun way of saying vagina...
I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.
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When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.
Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.
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Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."
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When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.
"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."
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