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Any skank that trys, but can't, get a man. Mary L is normally a very easy target for bullying.
Mary L is so wierd, just like a ...well...a Mary L.
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When a small jewish kid accidently gets confused for other good looking people and hooks up with the new cute girl at a party who is very drunk. This rarely ever happens, but when it does, its quite shocking.
Yo, this kid andrew thinks he's pullin' a mary with this chick over there! You believe that haha???
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one who loves hard-core make out sessions with small Asian men. likes to lick ones balls while having cum spurted at her face. always up for a good time, but most always is part of the bad times. bushy eyebrowed, narrow minded, snout faced homosexual. not one to talk to in public. ralated to a species of jack ass, usually mates with them in the spring.
Hey were you talking to a mari-kate yesterday at the mall?
What?!?! Of course not. eww.
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"Oooh my mary ellen isn't half itchy guys"
"He well wants a bit of me mary ellen!"
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A women Whos Son Named Jesus actualy thinks is a virgin dumb ass
virgin mary got a train run on her before the baby jesus
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A blow job that involves lots of biting.
Jenny gave me a really stimulating mary jane last night.
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