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A shot made from equal parts tequila and scotch.
Give me another round of Mexican Bagpipes!
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1.(Ma-suck-in Daw-j-Bal) noun. A sport usualy played by people of latino decent. Involes the act of deficating on you hand and flinging it apon another player.
yo s-ayy I showed these little kids how to play mexican dodgeball. And they ran off crying.
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The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.
Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.
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When a person just doesnt want to do anything and uses this as an excuse
Person 1: Dude i dont do anything today im sick
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest
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Common, mild taco sauce. Brands such as Ortega smooth and mild taco sauce -- delicious on microwaved burritos and on anything at Taco Bell.
"What kind of sauce would you like?"
"None, thanks, I've got a bottle of mexican ketchup."
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One dips his unit into hot sauce. He then uses said unit to give his significant other a spicy fuck.
I grabbed some red hot after dinner, and feeling quite randy, I dipped my dick and plunged it into my girls fun pie.
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Have you ever eaten Taco Bell and lit your farts on fire?
There was a shortage of flamethrowers in WWII. Fortunately, Mexican food was abundant, so Allied soldiers would eat the delicious shit and hold matches under their asses to fry the hell out of those fucking Nazis. This was the invention of the Mexican Flamethrower.
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