White Monkey

1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.

Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.

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grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

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spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

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dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

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cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

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Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

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monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

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