the fucking wisest man on earth
morgan: i am morgan freeman
person: u r wise
Son: Dad! Who’s morgan freeman
Dad: god son, mr freeman is god himself.
An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.
Susan's recent experience at her local coin store reminded her of her very first Fiji Morgan.
When someone such as Morgan freeman gets a bit jiggy and shakes his bussy
Defined as
“Woah man what was I doing last night?”
“You were ozelling your morgan”
“Who up ozelling their morgan?”
“You”
Commonly known as That’s fucker
Smoked all the weed in Cuba
a religion practiced by a middle school towards one social studies teacher. It scares me.
7th grader I: hey do you practice morganism?
7th grader II: no?