Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick
a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.
cheese egglish muffin
When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.
Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.
The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.
I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.
The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?
a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin