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When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
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A fictional weapon of mass destruction used in the book "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut. This weapon can turn all of the earth's water into sloid form.
Ice Nine (n). can be the last weapon ever used
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The N Word Pass is the pass where you can say the n word even if you're white, spanish or anything... Since you are reading this, you get an unlimited n word pass
yo. my friend tyrone gave me the n word pass and now i can say the n word pass even though im white
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Jacking off in the bathroom when privacy is at a premium.
Mike stop J 'n the B. Rob Deucey is on deck with men in scoring position.
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An eating disorder where the person takes in great quantities of food only to puke them up again to remain petit.
Shelby keeps her figure by sticking to the scarf-n-barf diet.
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1. What Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell) uses in "Talladega Nights". "Shake and bake are "two verbs, they go good together, they rhyme..."
2. Shake 'n Bake is a food brand asset owned by Altria Group and was first introduced in 1965. It's a product made from mostly bread crumbs and spices designed to coat chicken before baking.
3. To grind up yo weed n' smoke it!
1. It's Shake "n' Bake time!
2. I used to use Shake 'n' Bake on my chicken when I was a kid.
3. Hurry up and get some cush so we can Shake 'n' Bake!
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(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep, balls and all")
1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls 'n all... "
2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls 'n all man, balls 'n all!"
3. - "She wanted it harder, so I gave it to her balls 'n all- she screamed like she was dying, came so hard she threw her back out, then told me she loved me."
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