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Can you be freakishly fast????
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
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the adorable story of a teenager who is heavily addicted to ketamine and thinks he hears imaginary cartoons talking to him.
typical out of jimmy's head conversation:
jimmy: i dont know, i dont think a boat race would help me win the science fair.
kid sitting next to jimmy: who the hell are you talking to?
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its when your jim jams are jamming too hard
Yo bro i just had a jimmy jim jam moment XD rawr
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The man with the largest donger known to man
Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!
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Can be used in place of a condom.
"probably should've used a Jimmy, probably should've never met her" - Three Six Mafia, "Baby Mama"
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That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.
WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!
Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?
You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.
Messing around, especially when it comes to a job or important activity. Could also be a reference to beating a dead horse when it comes to getting a machine or important piece of equipment to work.
Steve said that Dave was jimmy jacking around so he got yelled at. Because Dave's a lazy fat nerd and nobody likes him.
Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!