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a compulsive disorder wherein an individual is compelled to constantly be involved (directly or in an ancillary capacity) in OPB (other people's business) and somehow manages to bring out the worst, or highlight the negatives in any given piece of information, and MUST pass the news along to at least three other people.
Cubicle deskmate to "new girl" in the office: "Be careful about Phyllis, don't ever say a thing around her. Bless her heart, she suffers from Nasty Nose Syndrome."
The ridiculously large group of "Yes People" who follow the "Big Wig" around whenever your place-of-work gets a visit from corporate.
Watch out, the COO is coming this way and they're bringing the whole Brown Nose Brigade with them.
To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.
"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"
"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"
Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."
When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.
"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"
Where you tape the tip of your nose up to expose your nostrils (to look like a bat/pig) and give someone a rimjob with your nose.
"So what did you and Sadie get up to? Heard she's freaky."
"Man, she tried to give me a bat nose fuck. I would've preferred to be pegged."
When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.
Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!
Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!
Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!
It means like a dog in heat, a guy can smell that the female is in heat. He has the hots for you!
All that nasty stuff girl does for him, got his "nose wide open"
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