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the pre-cum that drips from the tip of the penis
His penis drool landing on my shirt.
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A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.
*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!
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1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.
3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.
After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.
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Someone that is constantly looking for penis.
Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...
Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?
Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.
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The act of grabbing your dick and squeezing it as hard as you can. Also known as Lemon Squeeze.
God dammit Katelyn, now I'm going to have to penis torture.
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Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.
Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.
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When a penis jizzes uncontrollable.
Wow that guy must be having a penis note!
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