deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

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deep dick coconuted

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

Example:
"Me and my girlf

deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"

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Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

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roll deep

to rool deep into a vagina

I rolled deep in your mom

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Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

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mr deep voice

He is a pathetic mug who has a kinky fetish For his dog he thinks he is hard as his dick as it ruptures Riley’s saw ass

Mr deep voice-cocky weirdo called Edward

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Deep sea snorkel

Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.

Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.

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