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Process of getting high as fuck
Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.
To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time
To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time
Example:
"Me and my girlf
deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"
When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.
Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.
The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.
Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.
Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.
He is a pathetic mug who has a kinky fetish For his dog he thinks he is hard as his dick as it ruptures Riley’s saw ass
Mr deep voice-cocky weirdo called Edward