HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

burmese number 8

N. Shit. Due to the fact that Burmese for the number 8 is ‘shit’

‘I’ve got the turtle’s head, I’m just off for a Burmese number 8’

Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)

Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))