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n. noisemaker.
You're better off dead or deaf.
Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum with piece of wheat grass in a hurry*
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!
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Much like the jewish concentration camps, but with oranges instead of jewish people
There were peels laid all over the OCC....
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A game played, primarily by Marines stationed in the southwest US involving these shitty little orange sugar drinks packaged in milk cartons, usually contained in box chows. The game is to see how many you can drink before you puke. That's it.
PFC #1: Did you hear about the new atomic orange challenge record?
PFC #2: Yeah dude, I heard the guy made it to 14!
PFC #1: Yeah, but holy shit, did you see the orange puke fountain afterwards? Classic!
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pubic hair of redheaded people
that ginger has a lot of orange cotton candy
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People that hate orange humans in every way.
She would be hot if she wasn't an orange human. I am such an orange human hater, their skin, hair and complextion is so disgusting.
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The Orange Pile Of Shit fired another Cabinet member.
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