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1. When you stall so much that you start to cry.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.
I started crying over homework because I am done
When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
When someone or somethings aesthetic and perceived value, mask the lack of content and depth of character.
A- Did you see Dave’s post on Instagram the other day?
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.
B- That’s style over substance for ya.
It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants
Over trusting a fart can be very messy.
verb.
1. a synonym for having making out or sex
2. another way to say f*** off
1. did you hear those two fought over a blanket last night.
2. person 1: hahaha you failed the test.
person 2: go fight over a blanket you jew!!!!!!!
When one gentleman is performing doggy style sexing whilst another gentleman is receiving felatio from the same female participant the Cincinnati switch occurs when the men trade places, the gentleman in the rear simply removes his member and grasps it with his hand thus transferring the remaining excrement the men then perform a high five thus the second man receiving the excrement and using it for lubrication. I give you the Cincinnati switch ;)
Jeff said to Matt "that was the best Cincinnati switch over ever now I have to go wash my hands!"
You goto Rio De Janeiro and party like a rock star for a few weeks. When you set foot back to America, the women are just not the same. Being used to hot super model like women from Rio, American women are plainly put in one word, Fat and Ugly.
I'm in Hollywood club:
Fat American- "What is wrong?"
Me- Pondering my thoughts on why I came back to America??
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I'm soo depressed, look at these fat chicks everywhere. They are clueless.
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I must have Rio Hang Over??