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Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
The jim bros that skip at least once a week from falling asleep on accident after work or decide to go fishing. They follow each other around, do the same workout, and talk about lifting too much and almost shitting themselves. These are the jim bros of Lovell. Oh, they also make fun of the two girls that will go workout with them.
Are we going to see the peanut gallery at the jim?
When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.
He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.
When her breasts are just empty bags of skin with a nipple dangling at the bottom. The nipple representing the last peanut in the bag. Completely empty skin bags but huge hard nipples
Imagine 2 empty bags of M&M's hanging from her clavicle with just 1 M&M left in each bag
Can I have your last peanut?