pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.

if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

Pick me gay

1. conservative homosexuals who claim "they're not like other gays" and "there exists nothing like Homophobia" just to get Conservative brownie points.

2. Famous examples include Ernst Röhm and Rock Hudson, two closet conservative gay people who were thrown under the bus by Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan respectively. Ernst Röhm was thrown into the same concentration camp and Rock Hudson was given no support when he was HIV positive.

3. Faggots who themselves have piles, STDs and even HIV AIDS, have unhygienic sodomy, and will shit on trans, intersex and non binary people. Trans people especially, who've done so much labour during the HIV scare.

4. throw the rest of the community under the bus, waiting for their turn one day.

Also called grifter.

Abhijit Iyer Mitra is a pick me gay. He's an ugly warthog who dances in dresses and then shits on the trans community. He's also very unhygienic and could have syphilis.

Pick Down Artist

Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right

Person 1: I was swiping on Tinder and this guy had me look up a strange phrase I had never heard of before.

Person 2: Sounds like a Pick Down Artist. What did you do?
Person 1: Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right
Person 2: Good call

Pick your body up

To have a fix posture

Sean please pick your body up from the desk stop laying on your desk

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

Pick and Shovel Girl

Another term for a gold digger.

(Gold Digger: A person, generally a woman, whose romantic pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a wealthy person is primarily or solely motivated by a desire or pursuit of money or other financial-based gifts or services. An opportunist).

I attended a recent social function and within the first ten minutes of conversation with a woman I had been introduced to I could tell she was nothing more than a pick and shovel girl.