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piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006


Pissed The Bed

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.

Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

by Den drinks his own cum. September 25, 2020


Ass Piss

When in the prosess of dropping a turbo deuce all that is released from one's rectum, is a warm, festering, inflammatory liquid. Can be a caatalyst to the creation of a poo swamp.

Dude, my current poo swamp dwellery is utterly vile because that chili I grubbed on gave me the most horridly foul case of ass piss.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003


Piss pond

A kitty pool.

Look at those snot nose brats splashing around in the Piss pond!

by thekingofmulberrystreet August 08, 2017


Piss Puddle

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002


Piss Protest

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.

Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 10, 2011


piss fag

When there are at least 3 urinals in a mens room and a guy comes in and uses the urinal next to you instead of leaving an empty stall in between.

(Ryan)Hey Jim, did you notice Scott always stands next to you when your taking a piss. (Ryan) yeah Jim, I thing Scott's a piss fag.

by jime15108 February 19, 2010