condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

Rat Race

An unsanctioned bandit foot-race through an urban environment where participants choose their own route through traffic-filled city streets and alleyways. A Rat Race usually has multiple checkpoints, but may also have a single destination. — The running equivalent of an alleycat race.

Hey, you coming to Rec Room for beers before the Rat Race tomorrow? — Don’t be a bitch.

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "