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When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty.
Tom: "I was pissing in the library and this other guy comes in..."
Eric: "..Dude, please tell me "Urinal Rule'?.."
Tom: "Of course man, unwritten dude code!"
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In hacky sack, the Stalin Rule is a tricky move where you bend over backwards as the hacky sack is going up, catch the hacky sack on your chest and hold it there for a few seconds (otherwise known as a stall), and let it roll down towards your foot. At that point you boot it at the person closest to you, annhililating them while you catch them off guard.
It takes skill to be able to execute the Stalin Rule.
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No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Newfag : Dude, someone just sent me this video called Tubgirl. It's so fucking gross !
Veteran Internet user : Rule 37, man. Rule 37.
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No matter what you do sex will be everywhere
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The Rakesh Paradox. If something Random is said do not reply, or continue it into a conversation, it will only make things worse. If there is a reply, the person replying must be hit 3 times on the arm with a kettle.
"OMG i mean i wouldn't say i'm in love with shovels, but wednsdays can be the nutella."
"WTF are you on about and why nutella"
"Rule 110."
"Oh shit"
*raises kettle*
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Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go sicko mode.
Guy: Dude its 4:20 Rule 420
Guy 2:* proceeds to sicko mode*
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There is a rule for it. If there isn't there soon will be.
Rule 0.0: For a few weeks there there was no official rule for "there is porn for it" now we just say "Rule 34"
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