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1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.
2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.
"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;
Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"
Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"
Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"
Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."
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Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
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When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"
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A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
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An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
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Origin on the streets of Israel, used by the natives instead of the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase. This is basically used to point that sentence, while evoiding the certain conflict with those you tell it to, if one would have used the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase.
In other context, can be used to descride a very difficult situation one can get into, and have no way out of.
EX-1:
- "Last night I visited your mother, and she gave me a Blxxx Jxx..."
- "Oh, yea? Well, Go find someone who will shake you up".
EX-2:
- "...If you'll take a loan on the black market it will help you right away, but in just a few monthes, the itrest will make your depth to the sharks so high, you can then Go find someone who will shake you up".
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When you have ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin it means you are an ohio skibidi sigma you watch skibidi toilet and abuse woman
"He is so ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin"
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