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AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it
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A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.
little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111
What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock
Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??
'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
The misleading of one for another's personal gain.
Man, that was so spiderous of you!
A flower that's (not) very edible.
Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”
Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”
Person 1: “Any time.”
you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang
bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?
bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!