going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
a sexy dorito 🥵🥵 a scemo babe, very emo boy
jaxx suicide is so sexy
A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self
Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.
When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)
Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide
This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.
the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
Its what a suicide bomber does.
Nearly always a act of terrorism.
Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.
Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!