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a faggot that doesn't want to say his name but feels like defending his girl even though he doesn't have the balls to talk to you.
Fuck dude you're a fucking pussy suck my dick you won't even say you're fucking name some shit you care about her.
fuck dude i dont even feel like talking to you you're so full of shit.
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A Wolfstar (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black) fanfiction by MsKingBean89, often referred to as ATYD. It's been popular in the community since its release in 2017 on the AO3 platform but gained a mass popularity after it blew up on the Harry Potter side of TikTok. The plot is set in the 70s, during the Marauders' school years up until Halloween 1981. Incredibly slowburn, beautifully sad, charmingly written. The 188 chapter book was named after a Mott the Hoople song.
Person A: Fun fact, "All the young dudes" has a bigger word count than the Bible.
Person B: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
Person C: Hey, it's a full moon tonight, wanna go stargazing?
Person D: How dare you remind me, you little dipshit
Person C: Um.. sorry? ig I thought it would be fun. You know, we'd try to spot the Sirius star, the Regulus star, maybe even the Andromeda galaxy! I've heard that Sirius is particularly pretty next to a full moon...
Person D: Just murder me at this point, mofo. I *just* finished ATYD. I'M STILL NOT OKAY AND IT'S A FULL MOON LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A HAPPY ENDING. PISS OFF JK ROWLING
Person C: Sorry, sorry, nerd, didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate. Anyways, fancy a Mars bar?
Person D: Get. out.
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1. A derogatory slight/name for a group or clique of people, that can be loosely defined as stoner/indie. They're usualy very arrogant when it comes to the arts, but so high that they usually just embarrass themselves.
The origin of the phrase originated from the way that they usually speak, which is usually slow, and often times sounding very, very, high. i.e. "wooooaaaahhh duuuddde"
Sometimes,, they aren't even high at the time. This is the worst type of woah dude.
I was really enjoying that party 'till that fuckin woah dude started preaching to me about politics. He told me that the United States should adopt anarchy as its form of government. When I told him that anarchy was the absence of goverment, so how could it be our form of government, he just hit his bowl and started talking about how bad my musical taste sucked.
God I hate Woah Dude's.
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A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.
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A code term for douche bag that can be used in polite society.
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Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
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A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.
Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there