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The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
I love being a Tech Ninja! :)
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The act of suprising a partner by inserting a baby oil or etc bottle into their anus and dispensing the contained oil causing an eruption of sorts all over their crack and cheeks.
Last night I got cindy with a Nasty Ninja, the oil flowed like a fountain.
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Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.
If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.
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A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.
Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!
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To be slick with your thinking and otherwise in most cases outsmart an opponate
U are sutch a Mind Ninja beacouse you beat me in craneium.
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Meaning you have uber 1337 abilities at everything because ninja's are totally sw33t.
My friend's got ninja skills. he's the master of picking up women.
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Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'
'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'
'no way! what'd she do?'
'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'
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