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Sizzling Bacon Snuggle-
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.
Last night I rolled on top of my girlfriend and gave her a Sizzling Bacon Snuggle.
Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.
Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.
"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.
Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."
The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.
A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
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