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A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
A Bastard television production.
A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.
“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”
Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way
In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard
Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never
Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard
Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams
Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.