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When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette
What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.
“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”
You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast
Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.