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A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.
Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.
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When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.
I had an Ice Cream Slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as I was about to ejaculate.
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when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
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When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
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"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."
Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."
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1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
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A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.
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