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1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used
2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but
1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!
2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!
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Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.
They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"
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"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
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When you have anal sex with a lactating female that has diarrhea then proceed to titty fuck her.
Sheila has been nursing so she's a prime candidate for a goat milk pie.
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When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob
My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.
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Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.
"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"
"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"
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one who herds flaming goats with a Jeep.
the extreme goat herder just chases around flaming sheep from his jeep at four in the morning because dogs aren't good enough.
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