Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

henry cai

doesn't meet his girlfriend for years on end.

"Oh I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 years."
"You're such a henry cai."

Henry Lay

Henry Lay is a massive fat fuck

Henry Lay is extremely large and chunky

henry Allen

a dumb bunny and a clever gamer

your a henry allen

Henry sprigg

Someone who loves nursing a semi whilst talking to old men.

Omg it’s a Henry sprigg

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

Henry Leith

Remington Leith’s best fren..

R.I.P

Henry Leith

2018- later in 2018

Person A: ‘Man did you hear what Emerson did??’

Person B: ‘Yeah!! I can’t believe he would kill an innocent potato, and even EAT him!!! Henry Leith was loved.’

Remington Leith: ‘ My potatoes name was Henry, he had a real good smile, but I lost my potato, in Idaho🎶🎶’