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When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
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The hilarious act of throwing wet toilet paper in a public bathroom. The targets are usualy at the ceiling tiles so that it gets wet and grows mold, but can be thrown at walls, stall doors, mirrors, people, ect.
No matter what the target is, its funny as hell, due to the fact that it is sticky and that "Splot" sound it makes when it hits walls.
It is not illegal, but if your caught doing it ESPECIALY at school, you will get in trouble or kicked out of the establishment(Stores only)
Doing this results in lots of laughs, and damage, but becomes highly addicting to the point that you do it every chance you get.
Its easy to get caught, but only if you lack aim, experiance, and skill.
Tanner: This math class is boring as hell!
Luke: Yeah. I should have brought my gun to take myself out of my misery in this damn class!
Andrew: Dont worry, when the next bell rings we can go wet tee-pee the bathroom
Tanner: Great idea!
Luke: Brilliant!!
Old hag ass teacher from china: And the weight of my fat ass+The number of chins i have equals OVER NINE THOUSENDDDDD!!!1
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A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.
"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."
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When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.
Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.
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A person who pees in the sink as apposed to peeing in the toilette.
During college amidst my drunken stupor I became a sink pee-er.
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breasts which are cone shaped, resembling Tee Pee's.
damn that asian girl has some nice tee pee titties
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