River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.
“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft
He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River
River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.
"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''
one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.
“river is pog.”
“how profound.”
River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.
River is an amazing person to be around
A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.
Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice
Person 2 : Must be a river