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1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.
2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.
Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.
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An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.
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The number of days until an event. If you're a cretin.
OMG only x more sleeps until I can see Coldplay
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go to bed, and close your eyes.
Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here
Girls on Snapchat posted a picture that said "dogs don't sleep" after they pulled an all nighter.
the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist
whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*
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