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The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.
I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.
Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide
“Did John kill himself?”
“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”
When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.