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An explosive fecal extrusion brought about by the consumption of tainted or spicy foods. Sometimes contains corn, mixed nuts, and half-digested bean fragments.
see also mud butt & the runs.
My mom had to run home from the laundomat because she had to make some hiney-hole soup.
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The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.
A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:
-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.
The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.
The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.
With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.
Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
Scene- Shower
Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?
Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!
Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!
Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe
Wife: 'thud'
Shane: hehehehehe
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Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina
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semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.
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That wise-ass just needed a little "Hot Soup" to change his attitude.
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When the rare specimen pootus bird claims the ultimate victory, as result the defeated enemy must feel all the shame possible, making it obvious how pathetic/coward he was.
Pootus bird: Pootis POW! You are ded, not big soup rice!
Screaming eagle: How could this happen to me... i made my mistakes...
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Slurp your soup can be used to say:
Break a leg!
Good luck!
No Worries!
Slurp Your Soup can also be used to say hello and goodbye.
Anne: I'm so nervous!
Rose: Don't worry! Slurp Your Soup!
Anne: I gtg, Slurp Your Soup!