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where you have sex with your hands minus the touching of the genitals.....so basically holding hands and stuff....but not touching any umm ya know...
me and tristan had hand sex last night!! it was magical... :D
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When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.
"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."
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When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
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When you see someone making the shape of a triangle with their hands by touching all the tips of their fingers together. Triangle hands stand for the worship of world domination and totalitarian power lead by an underground world leader. Some assume triangle hands to be linked to the Illuminati.
Man: *puts triangle hands in the air at a concert*
Woman: *whispers to friend* "Let's stay away from "triangle hands" over there. Bet he's part of the Mob."
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Someone's hand when they are trying to imitate a gun by making a fist, sticking one thumb in the air and pointing the index finger forward. Hand guns are frequently associated with ice grilling and mock shootings.
He shot at me with his HAND gun!
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When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums
You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis
While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!
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it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
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