Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
A dhulbahante country is a jurisdiction dominated by darawiish
you're in dhulbahante country
When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.
DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."
Incorrect way to say “Dutch oven”
Amanda gave JJ a Dutch oven but JJ called it a country kitchen and Amanda didn’t understand.
A hot girl who grew up In the country , A hot girl who loves horses .
Oh,there goes that country babe on her horse again.
getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.
that boy is talkin' country sippin' on that purple drank
A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.
It is finally country hour, I have been waiting all night for it.