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touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022


the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

by Poopcicle July 13, 2014


touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022


Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021


multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".

1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone

by Steve Witherspoon June 15, 2007


Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep. Usually in reference to the depth of snow. Or the depth being equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 10, 2024


Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 10, 2024