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When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.
I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.
Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.
Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.
When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.
Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.
When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”