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When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
When a boyfriend hangs out with his friends way too much and all of the estrogen that his girlfriend has spent years showering him in starts to drain out of his body and a mass amount of testosterone takes over and he forgets about his girlfriend and does stupid man stuff with a bunch of smelly digusting meathead men, like drink beer, and smash beer cans on their heads, and measure thier weiners with each other and whatever else they do when they all get together.
"I knew my boyfriend was in man mode when he forgot about me for a week straight and spent every night with his friends."
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The option to switch to a girl at any time to pleasure his male's friends or make them pay for a meal because its the gentlemen thing to do. Its a exploit that god didn't intend
Travis: Yo, Wyatt I'm girl mode right now
Wyatt: ooh fuck I guess I am paying
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A term guys say in a sentence when they are insecure about themselves to insult another person.
Jimmy said someone had dk mode on. he must have a small penis or a hairy ass.
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An egotistical dude who fronts as a major competitor, but is actually a sucky douche come competition time.
Caleb said he was going to go all 'beast mode cowboy' in the big game, but he sucked…as usual.
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A state of mind that produces an energetic, outgoing, sexual attraction to farm animals.
Whenever I hit a pig, horse or cow my mind goes into beast mode cowboy.
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When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.
We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.
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