Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome

Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.

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three-quarter-sister

Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.

My three-quarter-sister is a good person.

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three honey bee

A large girl up to 300 pound.With a honey bee shaped booty, or butt Also used for the largest girl in a group of girls.Can be both negative and positive.

If i get drunk enough I will leave with a three honey bee. or I get the skinny one and you get the three honey bee.

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three dollar shower

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

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three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

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Chucking Threes Please

Should be the nickname for Antoine Walker - the trigger-happy NBA player who misses too many shots from outside the arc.

We went to the recent Timberwolves game and saw Chucking Threes Please ... oh well at least he's having fun eh.

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three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

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