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A beautiful young man whom id make a shrine about
" omg did you see that new episode of drake and josh, drake bell looked so hot!!!"
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married agatha in 96 b.y. (browtardf years). this is the only significant event in his life. no other records are held in conjunction with belle sebastian.
belle sebastian is dead.
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A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.
Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?
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A man who discusses bad things, and addresses the horrible people in the world. made by @k1ttyc0r4 on tiktok.
"John Robert Bell id do good at debate, and arguing! I wonder how he gets his points!"
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When a woman has children and her figure goes from hourglass to liberty bell shaped.
A woman who's body shape changes after giving birth, the baby weight a woman can't shed after childbirth.
Have you seen Jessica since high school? She went from hourglass to liberty bell shaped ever since she had two kids!
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Food manufactured from such low quality ingredients that it's almost against the law or a health code violation.
"Dude! Let's go to Ratso's. I'm starvin!'"
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!
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The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.
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