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doggy style posistion
i bob skootled ponti last night.
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The sexiest most incredible man alive. On par with Jesus and Reuben Johnston. He paints happy little pictures for all ages to enjoy and to be honest, I don't know why there isn't a happy little religion for to praise our lord.
Bob Ross: "Let's paint a happy little cloud"
Me:"Ok"
Bob Ross"Let's paint another happy little cloud. Make a little friend. We all need friends"
Me: *a single tear rolling down my face* "Ok"
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A male dogs balls. i.e. look at that dog walking down the sidewalk, his balls are bouncing up and down and sweaty. They look hot.
"It's so hot this summer, it's hotter than Dog Bobs"
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Masturbating with your hands tied together.
When you're caught jim-bobbing, they will know you're an expert.
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To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.
"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"
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When the woman is on top during sex, bouncing or 'bobbing' up and down.
Boy1: "How was the sex?"
Boy2: "She was great at bobbing on dick"
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The full name of the character "Side show Bob" on the cartoon series, "The Simpsons".
(If you rearrange Terwilliger, it becomes "i will regret")
Bob Terwilliger was responsible for: flooding Springfield, framing Krusty the Clown for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, attempted murder of Marge's sister, rigging a mayoral election, kid napping the entire Simpson family, and attempting to murder Bart Simpson multiple times.
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