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A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.
"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."
"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"
"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."
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on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children
honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.
A small cult made up of Limelights that ship Jachary. The cult started February 2nd. The cult started in two group chats called Jachary’s Sex Tape™️ And Jachary’s Game Of Fortnite™️. The official Instagram account is herronaverychildcult
Person 1: did you see Herron Avery Child Cult’s new post?
Person 2: the jachary proof? Yes!
When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.
Also known as fast food syndrome.
An overwhelming sense of urgency to complete something.
"All of my relationships are over before they've began. Is that so wrong? I just want to be in love Damn child of the 80's syndrome. I want it now!"
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One of the best Songs Guns N' Roses ever made. The supposedly best ever Guns N' Roses song. OK i'll admit that it does have one of the greatest riffs in history, but it dnt hold a candle to 'Civil War' and every true GnR fan will agree with me
Chris: Dude, you like GnR's song 'Civil War'?
Nathan: Nah, man, Sweet Child O' Mine is better
Chris: U fuckin pussy
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A person who is beaten in the night
he looks like he has more bruises than yesterday he must be a Nipple-Fritz Child
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