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Ass Machine Gun

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

by JoeyToesy April 13, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guns N' Roses

Guns N Roses was the best band to grace this sweet earth from 87-93.

Just to silence the unknowing:

Axl Rose was late to shows because he needed a massuese because as a child, he was beaten, and needed someone to take care of his ankles which kept twisting.

Axl punched out that fan with a camera in St. Louis because earlier the "fan" (who was only there to make fun of the band) was taunting Axl and giving grief to those around him, and as we all know, Axl doesnt take motherFUCKIN shit from NOBODY. Damn he`s so hot...

None of the members were fired; they all walked out on the band, as so says Axl and Dizzy Reed, the keyboardist.

Axl is currently working on Chinese Democracy, which Gilby claims is close to finishing, but you never know. I await the album happily even if I`m waiting for a long, longgggggg time...!

Guns N Roses, the most motherfuckin kickass band that ever was.

by Adrienne the Axl Fan January 17, 2005

1217๐Ÿ‘ 441๐Ÿ‘Ž


21 Gun Salute

Whenever a person from the military dies, a group of seven soldiers fire off three shots each. 7 times 3 equals 21, thus the name 21 gun salute.

In order to honor Captain Robert Jordan, some soldiers from the Navy fired a 21 gun salute.

by Evan Milberg August 29, 2006

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Gun Porn

Used to describe entertainment that is of an unrealisticly gory and gratuitously violent nature.

Originated with the XBox 360 First Person Shooter "Black". Jokingly insinuates that guns would readily use the game to fuel their "pornographic" fantasies.

Did you play that Black demo? It's like freakin' Gun Porn.

by Twinky January 27, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 229๐Ÿ‘Ž


guns n' roses

One of rocks greatest bands. They brought a fresh new sound and look to the 80's rock mainstream that was, at that time, dominated by hair bands and men that dressed like they were women. Guns N' Roses were known as "one of rocks most dangerous bands" and they lived there life on the edge. They were a great band that, sadly, couldn't make it last by letting ego's and creative differences tear them apart.

Slash: an awesome guitar player, one of the best.

Axl Rose: he might have been volitile but he said what he felt and told people what what he wanted them to hear. (lead singer)

Duff McKagan: a great bass player, a multi-instrumentalist.

Steven Adler: first drummer

Matt Sorum: Second drummer, took over the position after Steven was kicked out due to his problems with drugs.

Izzy Stradlin: rhythm guitarist (quit the band, later replaced by Gilby Clark)

Dizzy Reed: keyboards (not a member of the original lineup, joined the band on their third album)

by Jackie April 29, 2005

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eat, gun, drugs

to complete the whole thought that you are trying to get across. Adding this nonsense just adds to the confusion when people don't really get what you are saying.

Bob " yo man ,you see that dog that just ran out and the light that came on and the wild stuff in australia "
Jim "dude, what the fuck are you talking about, are you wasted??"
Bob " man....eat, gun, drugs"

by LeeAwesome October 10, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top Gun: Maverick

The best movie in the world of 2022. Even has one of Tom Cruiseโ€™s planes in the movie.

Iโ€™m going to see the best movie of 2022, Top Gun: Maverick

by John Cena fan 101 May 31, 2022

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