HOBA Player

This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else

Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players

Flex player

A guy who plays draft normal games and gains LP. Totally irrelevant.

-Hey, i'm, challenger.
-Ok, but you're a flex player.

Gambit Player

Someone who plays Gambit in Destiny 2, Also known as a masochist.

Oh no, he is a Gambit Player. Quick Take the Heavy Ammo Away from Him!

media player

a cool application to listen to music, Some examples are vlc, windows media player and some other stuff.

i knew vlc media player was better that android music app!

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

Sour player

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!