The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Deep sentence of straight nonfiction also known as facts
Are you lying?
It came from Gobee so its noodle niction.
In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".
On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.
Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.
Word for gum worm sweets/red jelly sticks. Often shared in class. Has its origin form the skidaddle skidoodle meme.
Have you gotten any Skidoodle Noodles from him?
Yes, he is a communist and likes to share them with his friends!
A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”