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Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
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when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....
How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.
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A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.
Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.
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The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.
Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"
Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!
Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.
Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)
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The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233
"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."
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The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
I time portaled that bitch first try.
That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.
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A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.
Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"
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