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According to a new law, wearing black air forces is a war crime. People who wear these don't fear anything
Look at my new black air forces
Dude you are going in jail for that
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When a insane bump happens in a CZW show and a fan in the crowd goes crazy with a air horn to show appreciation to the insane bump usually through light tubes, barbed wire, fire or some other dangerous object.
*Zandig hits the mother f'n bomb onto Mondo through a glass pain on fire*
* czw air horn fan goes crazy*
When you begin a conversation by reciting the opening rap from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but finish with something else, for example, a plea to break up.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I was confused by a comic and had to submit a new definition for reverse bel air to urban dictionary.
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A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.
The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.
Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.
Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.
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Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.
The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.
Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.
1) A kind of shoe made by nike. The poor man's air force one.
2) The worste kind of air. Even worse than air pie. This kind of disrespect is worthy of a mandatory slewing.
1) "Yo blud check out the new creps. I got me some air max, only set me back about 40 quid"
2) Gangbanger 1: "Yo, where James at? It's my fuckin' birthday!"
Gangbanger 2: "Blud he's just pulled an air max, i think he's allowed you for that wastegash he's always tapping"
Gangbanger 1: "No one serves this g up with an air max! Lets ride"
(Glocks are heard to be cocked, and a car speeds away...Later that night the bullet riddled body of a wateman is found)
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